Kristi's Blog

My Dear Things…

indelibleinc — Mon, 18 Jan 2010 06:34:43 +0000

A sampling of the letters I write to inanimate objects, things, and ideas.

11-18-09 10:42 a.m.

Dear Coffee,

I know we’ve had our ups and downs and we haven’t been together seriously for a few years. But, now that I have you back in my life I want you to know – You complete me.

Love,

12-2-09 8:43 a.m.

Dear neighbor who has been letting their house alarm go off all morning,

A. You alarm company sucks and hasn’t responded to the alarm going off 3 times for 20 minutes at a time. B. Your neighbors in your building don’t give a crap about you because they haven’t called the cops or the landlord. C. Learn how to use your alarm!!!

With Love,

1-18-10 12:56 a.m.

Dear Hot Water Music,

I’m so glad we have found each other again. I love the way you feel as I unabashedly belt out your lyrics at the top of my lungs when I’m in my car and think that no one is looking. I love the way you seem to creep back into my life at the most perfect and appropriate times because sometimes I do feel that “an empty fate just means an even score.”

Just can’t seem to get away,